“If You Are Found Creeping Around My Property at Night, You Won’t Be Found There in the Morning” Funny T-Shirt

A bold orange T-shirt for night owls, roadside wanderers, and anyone who knows that trouble can find you after dark. The front graphic pairs a moonlit outdoor scene with the warning: “If you are found creeping around my property at night, you won’t be found there in the morning.” A smaller Citizens in Arms mark on the back adds a rugged, watchful finish. It has the feel of late-night campfire stories, country roads, and a little dark humor—easy to wear at the range, around the campsite, or during casual weekends when your outfit needs a point of view.

Product features
- Soft 60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester blend
- Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² fabric with a subtle smooth feel
- Classic fit for easy everyday wear
- Stretch-recovery 1x1 ribbed collar with self-fabric shoulder tape
- Tear-away label with printed DTF inner neck label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean