{"product_id":"if-youre-found-creeping-around-my-property-at-night-dark-humor-ceramic-mug","title":"If You're Found Creeping Around My Property at Night Dark Humor Ceramic Mug","description":"A darkly humorous ceramic mug for people who take property lines, late-night prowlers, and personal security seriously. The design pairs the warning, “If you're found creeping around my property at night, you won't be found here in the morning,” with a shovel and fresh mound for a grim wink at being locked, loaded, and ready to defend home and loved ones. It brings a little backwoods, Second Amendment–style attitude to morning coffee, the workshop, office desk, or evening watch. Printed in vivid color on glossy white ceramic, it has a comfortable C-handle and comes in 11 oz or 15 oz sizes. Microwave- and dishwasher-safe, it adds unapologetic dark humor to everyday routines.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for convenient heating of food or liquids\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy everyday cleanup\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp printing with bright colors\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, durable white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50923450958080,"sku":"84615164424189603449","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/1422\/7200\/files\/3504824210813932378_2048.jpg?v=1794006211","url":"https:\/\/citizensinarms.com\/products\/if-youre-found-creeping-around-my-property-at-night-dark-humor-ceramic-mug","provider":"Citizens In Arms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}